This lovely angel is Tania Derveaux, the NEE party candidate for the Belgian Senate. Nee is the Belgian equivalent of “None of the Above.”
Tania has a problem with the dishonest and unrealistic promises most politicians make while running for office:
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium,
several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400,000 new jobs.
The response was , how can I say this?….Energetic! The response after many requests, was to give the public what they wanted, as Tania came up with a campaign to express her disdain for “dirty politics” and differentiate herself from the typical politician. Uh, some might find this a bit… “risque.”
I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.
This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.
[Ed. - See how ethical she is. She refuses to promise what she can't deliver. She reduced what the public wants by a factor of 10! Imagine what the world would be like if our politicians did as much with their promises. What a b ...breath of fresh air.]
According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.
Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life.
I appreciate that last bit. We must respect the family. For the NEE website go here and find out more about the party which is saying the emperor has no clothes, so neither should Tania.
Hat tip: Barcepundit
[tags] Tania Derveaux, NEE, Belgium, nudity, blowjobs, jobs, Second Life, politics [/tags]
I signed up. Under the listed terms of service, Nee will provide transportation to Belgium. Such a deal, travel to Belgium and get 40,000 Blowjobs. Two trips in one. It would probably kill me. That’s the way I want to die. Coming and Going at the same time.
Something told me you would appreciate this. Something also told me you would sully my point about hypocrisy in politics with your profane fantasies.
Try to bring a little enlightenment to the unwashed and see where their minds go. Straight to the gutter;^)
If your mind can’t go into the gutter, where can it go? Political hypocrisy is so obvious any one not recognizing it, either is newley born, or from another universe. Remember I am practicing my “Dirty Old Man†Act. Profane fantasies are more realistic than expecting honest politicians.
Preach man, preach!
Is this for real??? If it works, maybe Ralph Nader should do the same thing.
[insert visual image here]
OK, maybe not.
Seriously though, 80 blowjobs a day for 500 days? If she gives blowjobs for 8 hours straight, that’s only 6 minutes a job. I admit I’m not the most experienced person in the world, but doesn’t it take a little longer than 6 minutes? Just askin’.
NO PLEASE DON’T That truly would be obscene. Pluck thine eyes out.
Ask any woman? Well done, it only takes a couple of minutes.
It seems for real. The website is a protest aganst Political Bovine Scatology. I signed up, just in case.
The website is real, I assume the offer is not. However, if it is, we can assume that many will be done virtually in Second Life, thus the timelines may be a bit more reasonable than you think.
Actually Jim, I would rather not know or think about it.
Green with jealously Eh!