Monthly Archives: May 2007

“Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her  first party in her new home in Washington.  People said it was a lot like  the parties she used to host at the White House.  In fact, even the furniture was the same.” … Continue reading →

“Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his … Continue reading →

“In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said “I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air. No, I’m sorry, that’s what Monica said.” – David Letterman

In Hillary Clinton’s new book ‘Living History,’ Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts.” … Continue reading →

Hillary Clinton’s 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.” — Craig Kilborn

“Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote.  See, this way all the Clinton’s former business partners can vote for her in 2008.” –Jay Leno

Fish updates the famous Aesop Fable of the “Ant and the Grasshopper” to conform with modern times. Excerpt: Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm … Continue reading →

Snakes on a Plane! Samuel L. Jackson was unavailable for comment.

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay  for $400.  He’s a law student, so he probably  doesn’t need it, but still,  that’s not very much.  Today, Hillary Clinton said, ‘Hey, at least I got … Continue reading →

I have to second Matt’s endorsement of local Baton Rouge band, “The Eames Era.” Though I don’t find the name irritating at all.

An interesting metaphor for the Iraq war…

“Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton — when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank.” –Jay Leno

“In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can’t find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn’t find the fattest intern under the desk.” –Jay Leno

“Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.  Hillary Clinton running for president.  Apparently, some Democrats don’t like the idea, while others hate it.” –Conan O’Brien

“Well, the big story — Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008.  You know why I think she’s running?  I think she finally wants to see what it’s like to sleep in the president’s bed.” –Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn’t take women.  She said she wanted to … Continue reading →

Mostly right, but unfortunately the left won’t listen to their own economists as we can see in the comments.