Amazing New MPG Breakthrough!!!
Keith_Indy on May 19 2008 at 6:32 am | Filed under: Keith's Page, Society, Technology
Yes, after extensive research I can now offer to the public an almost guaranteed way of decreasing the amount of gas used in a week. While YMMV (Your Millage May Vary) I saw a 13% increase this past week using this new breakthrough.
I’m so confident about this breakthrough, that I’m also going to thrown in another breakthrough, FOR ABSOLUTELY NO CHARGE!!!
The first breakthrough is, get this, driving slower.
I know, who would have thought, that driving slower would bring such incredible results. Yes, while YMMV, mine went up to 34MPG, from a paltry 30MPG. That’s right, by backing off on the skinny pedal, and setting the cruise control a whole 5 MPH slower then I normally do, I achieved such breakthrough millage.
But wait, I promised another breakthrough for decreasing the amount of gas used in a week, FOR FREE!!!
The second breakthrough is, drive less often.
I know, it’s an incredible breakthrough. Why, by planning our trips over the weekend, we only went on 3 trips for errands, where we could have easily made 5 or 6.
So, there you have it, two incredible breakthroughs in driving technology, which will, more then likely, reduce the amount of gas you use in a week. Of course, YMMV.
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Hmmm … I’m always skeptical of “free” advice. TANSTAAFL and all. Do you have any proof?
what? no convoluted water gas modification?
Why should I take Keith’s advice?
Drive slower!?! Screw you! Outa’ my way, punk.
I listen to Homer, “55! That’s ridiculous! Sure, they’ll save a few lives. But, millions will be late!”
Sure, we’ll save a few mpg’s, but millions will be late.
I think _Indy is sounding a lot like Obama. As brother McQ points out, “If we can afford it, why shouldn’t it “happen”?”
So take your Marxist/socialist rhetoric back to Moscow, Keith. We conservative Americans don’t jive on this whole conservationism.
That’s for the pinko-leftie commie Democrats.
Burn, baby! BURN!!
Cheers.