It Is Now Time To Praise Famous Men

Just not Al Gore, I have already done that, so let us make fun of him instead. For the title to work however I need to praise somebody, but who? Who would be the most appropriate person in the universe to praise as a counterpoint to Gore? Who in the world would Al Gore most hate being compared to in a negative, and incontrovertibly justified manner? Why that would be George Bush!

What is more I need the issue where Gore would most hate being compared unfavorably to George Bush, is that possible to find? Besides, I don’t think I have ever directly praised our dear leader on this site, and it would be deliciously satisfying to do so at Al Gore’s insufferable expense the night after his Oscar triumph. So on what issue should I do this? Of course, the environment:

Gore’s mansion, located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville ElectricService (NES).
In his documentary, the former Vice President calls on Americans to conserve energy by reducing electricity consumption at home. The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average. Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore’s average monthly electric bill topped $1,359. Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore’s energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.

Gore’s extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore’s mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year.

Okay, but what makes it funny is this:

The 4,000-square-foot house is a model of environmental rectitude. Geothermal heat pumps located in a central closet circulate water through pipes buried 300 feet deep in the ground where the temperature is a constant 67 degrees; the water heats the house in the winter and cools it in the summer. Systems such as the one in this “eco-friendly” dwelling use about 25% of the electricity that traditional heating and cooling systems utilize.

A 25,000-gallon underground cistern collects rainwater gathered from roof runs; wastewater from sinks, toilets and showers goes into underground purifying tanks and is also funneled into the cistern. The water from the cistern is used to irrigate the landscaping surrounding the four-bedroom home. Plants and flowers native to the high prairie area blend the structure into the surrounding ecosystem.

No, this is not the home of some eccentrically wealthy eco-freak trying to shame his fellow citizens into following the pristineness of his self-righteous example. And no, it is not the wilderness retreat of the Sierra Club or the Natural Resources Defense Council, a haven where tree-huggers plot political strategy.

This is President George W. Bush’s “Texas White House” outside the small town of Crawford.

Or maybe we should look at this:

Only your dispassionate Canadian correspondent could write this without colour or favour, but is it possible that George Bush is a secret Green? Evidently his Crawford Winter White House has 25,000 gallons of rainwater storage, gray water collection from sinks and showers for irrigation, passive solar, geothermal heating and cooling. “By marketplace standards, the house is startlingly small,” says David Heymann, the architect of the 4,000-square-foot home. “Clients of similar ilk are building 16-to-20,000-square-foot houses.” Furthermore for thermal mass the walls are clad in “discards of a local stone called Leuders limestone, which is quarried in the area. The 12-to-18-inch-thick stone has a mix of colors on the top and bottom, with a cream- colored center that most people want. “They cut the top and bottom of it off because nobody really wants it,” Heymann says. “So we bought all this throwaway stone. It’s fabulous. It’s got great color and it is relatively inexpensive.” Hmm, back to that vote about the Greenest President?

Read the first link all the way through and admire the attempt to make some kind of anti-Bush point out of the house:

Heymann also termed the house “stunningly small.” Really? Would it be stunningly small for a single mother in South Central Los Angeles? How stunningly small would it be for an immigrant Latino family in San Antonio Maybe in the rarified heights where second homes are the norm, 4,000 square feet is small and on a stunning scale as well, but in Main Street America that much elbow room is pretty big for the first and only home.

The Gore’s have responded of course:

1) Gore’s family has taken numerous steps to reduce the carbon footprint of their private residence, including signing up for 100 percent green power through Green Power Switch, installing solar panels, and using compact fluorescent bulbs and other energy saving technology.

2) Gore has had a consistent position of purchasing carbon offsets to offset the family’s carbon footprint — a concept the right-wing fails to understand. Gore’s office explains:

What Mr. Gore has asked is that every family calculate their carbon footprint and try to reduce it as much as possible. Once they have done so, he then advocates that they purchase offsets, as the Gore’s do, to bring their footprint down to zero.

Captain Ed is not impressed:

Interesting that he doesn’t dispute the numbers; he just tries a little misdirection instead.

First, the solar panels and the compact fluorescent light bulbs will certainly make a difference — but the TCPR report looks at his electricity bill, which still indicates (a) a high level of usage, and (b) an increase since the movie’s release. Solar panels generate electricity at the location, which should then decrease the amount of power he’s buying from the utility. If it’s still going up, there seems to be a serious management problem somewhere.

Second, as I mentioned above, purchasing offsets only means that Gore doesn’t want to make the same kind of sacrifices that he’s asking other families to make. He’s using a modern form of indulgences in order to avoid doing the penance that global-warming activism demands of others. It means that the very rich can continue to suck up energy and raise the price and the demand for electricity and natural gas, while families struggle with their energy costs and face increasing government regulation and taxation. It’s a regressive plan that Gore’s supporters would decry if the same kind of scheme were applied to a national sales tax, for instance.

And basically, it doesn’t address the issue of hypocrisy. If Gore and his family continue to increase their consumption of commercial energy with all of the resources they have at hand, then they have no business lecturing the rest of us on conservation and down-scaling our own use.

Kim at Wizbang isn’t either:

How are the other households in Gore’s region going to reduce their carbon footprint to zero when he consumes huge amounts of green energy? There’s only a finite amount of alternative energy to go around. For example, the Tennessee Valley Authority installed fifteen new wind machines in the Buffalo Mountain site, bringing that site’s production to 29 megawatts of electricity, enough energy for 3,780 homes. However, I would bet that when the TVA did their statistical analysis, they weren’t using homes as large as Gore’s in their calculations. The average home in the US is 2,300 square feet, significantly smaller than Al Gore’s home, which means Gore’s mansion has got to skew that statistic quite a bit.

This is a zero-sum game, folks. The more of the 29 megawatts he uses the less there is for others to use, so he still looks really gluttonous. Additionally, based upon the law of supply and demand, he drives up the price of this green energy, preventing others from using it because it becomes too cost prohibitive.

Too satisfying. Throw in the monstrous house John Edwards built and the caricature of the hypocritical limousine liberal is complete. If you want to follow the blogswarm look here as well:

Brutally Honest
The Political Pit Bull
NewsBusters
Jules Crittenden
Don Surber
Blue Crab Boulevard
Ace of Spades
Stop the ACLU
Hot Air
Instapundit
Roger L. Simon
The Anchoress

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6 Responses to “It Is Now Time To Praise Famous Men”

  1. on 27 Feb 2007 at 2:24 pm MichaelW

    That really is pretty funny.

  2. on 27 Feb 2007 at 2:53 pm Aaron

    We have several posts about this at NiHowdy, my group blog in Taiwan…I did the math and if I am not mistaken, you’d have to plant around 3 billion trees a year to cover our electricity usage alone through offsets. (yes there are other kinds than tree planting, but there are also other kinds of carbon emitting activities.)

    I do think that using offets is not quite as bad as indulgences or civil war draft substituion as it is at least quasi market based.

  3. on 27 Feb 2007 at 2:55 pm Aaron

    Oh, and I also sometimes post as Harun…same person as me. Just for the record.

  4. on 27 Feb 2007 at 3:04 pm Lance

    Hey Harun!

    I like the process of offsets, but it is in line with gradual change. It does not fit the actions of someone who threatens us with sea levels rising 20 feet. In addition it is questionable whether they even work scientifically.

    Offsets are supposed to be in addition to actual efforts to reduce carbon in Al Gore’s world anyway. It is a regressive approach. That is fine if we have to do it, but it shows how easy it is for someone like Gore to ignore what it means to average people and uncritically embrace the types of policy proposals he advocates. He just dips into his wealth, others have to actually give up a lot, especially the poor.

  5. on 27 Feb 2007 at 3:45 pm Don Surber » Blog Archive » The Jolly Green Hypocrite

    […] Others weighing in: Sensible Mom, BlackSun (lefty), The Anchoress, Blue Crab Boulevard, Iowa Voice, Conservative Times, A Second Hand Conhecture, and Diggers Realm.    […]

  6. […] Al Gore, despite making a movie about global warming and lecturing us all on the virtues of conservation, is a hypocrite: ignoring his routine use of private jets and armored SUVs, his own home in Nashville uses more electricity in one month than a typical single family home uses in an entire year. So I suppose he’s all about burdening the middle class with the hardships of conservation, but not himself. Congrats on that Oscar, buddy! […]

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