Obama Fires Izzo
ChrisB on Apr 07 2009 | Filed under: Chris' Page, Domestic Politics, Humor, Sports, regulation
ChrisB on Apr 07 2009 | Filed under: Chris' Page, Domestic Politics, Humor, Sports, regulation
Lee on Dec 10 2008 | Filed under: Around the Web
The Onion brutally satirizes Hollywood and its formulaic, politically correct, and downright cheap storytelling techniques.
Sphere: Related ContentLance on Nov 13 2008 | Filed under: Humor, Lance's Page
From the comments at Financial Times:
Sphere: Related ContentNov. 13 (Bloomberg) — In a surprise move today, Whoopee Cushions Inc was approved bank holding company status by the Fed to enable the company access to the recently revised TURD scheme.
Imported far-eastern whoopee cushions have decimated the domestic industry over the past two decades, leaving former giants of the industry controlling a mere 0.1% of the domestic market. Some observers point to the poor reliability and high labor costs of domestic products as a defining factor in the industry’s demise, but it appears the government are prepared to spend now and ask questions later.
Chairman and CEO, Chuck Chuckles said “It is vital that the government recognises the role we play in the modern US economy. Whoopee Cushions Inc has been the backbone of US manufacturing for over 400 years and if we were to go under it would mean 100,000 people needing to learn new skills and find work in more productive industries. I think you will agree, that is something nobody wants to see happen”.
Finance Director Mr Magoo, 12, added “Whoopee! I’m off to structure some whoopee cushion backed securities to sell to the government at inflated prices”. At time of going to press it is not known whether the pun was intended.
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ChrisB on Jun 19 2008 | Filed under: Around the Web
Certainly no “lock of the week”, but Sunday Morning Quarterback has Obama going all the way this year.
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