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From the Department of “You have got to be kidding”

Lance on Jan 20 2007 at 10:58 pm | Filed under: Culture, Domestic Politics, Lance's Page, Race, Sports

The Nation of Islam has a sports blog (Hat tip: Three Sources) and it is a riot. I thought the nonsense at the Stormfront (not linking, I tired of their schtick when I linked to them last time) site was offensive and ridiculous. Get a load of this (which at first I thought might be parody):

White devils on ice. Whirling dervishes on skates. White athletes propelled and assisted by physics to speeds they can not reach on land. The ice. The last refuge and hiding place of the white athlete.

Relegated to minority status in most team sports, the white athlete has retreated to frozen water as a means of preserving his one “major” remaining sports league. Knowing full well the Negro athlete has a traditional distaste for performing on or in water. After all, it was across a great body of water the Negro was shanghaied and stolen.

Hey, wasn’t Al Campanis fired for saying something about African Americans and water?

As Negroes, we turned our attention to NASCAR, hoping that Jay-Z or Carmello Anthony would invest in the future of Negro America by developing a racing team to return the world of autoracing to the original human. While our eyes were diverted, the white devil sprung into action.

Hockey players agreed to pay cuts. A new network was conjured to carry the “sport”. And, like the rebirthed spawns of satan, the return. Brawling, bearded and unevolved monoliths reappeared from the frozen northern wasteland.

For those not getting it, the original human is one of African ancestry and the unevolved are white people, though by the terms own reckoning aren’t we all of African ancestry? It seems the view is that whites and other races are being driven from sports because of their inherent inferiority.

Check out the first post from this pocket of racial hatred:

A resounding “good day” from the Nation of Islam, as we pursue or path of righteousness and brotherhood by venturing into the world of sports.Anticipate a view of the sports world through the eyes of the original members of the Tribe of Shabazz.

As the original humans, the view through our eyes is the only authentic view.

In the words of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad: “We don’t hate white folk. We just don’t like ‘em much.”

(emphasis mine.)

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6 Responses to “From the Department of “You have got to be kidding””

  1. on 21 Jan 2007 at 5:29 am 1qwerq

    Still not offensive as Stormfront, eh?

    Maybe you haven’t been to enough “Kill Whitey Parties” lately?

  2. on 21 Jan 2007 at 6:30 am 2Robby

    Lance, I think your first instinct was right. It seems obviously satirical.

  3. on 21 Jan 2007 at 4:37 pm 3Lance

    I wasn’t sure until I read the comments, but I don’t think it is.

    qwerq,

    Actually I think it is as offensive as Stormfront, but it is much funnier.

  4. on 21 Jan 2007 at 5:02 pm 4Lance

    It certainly sounds like parody, but it isn’t really any weirder than the little flyers with all the cartoons about the coming race wars I used to find from the Nation of Islam. If it is parody, then some of the comments are really interesting.

    However, check out this:

    Louis Farrakhan has stated that “White people are potential humans…they haven’t evolved yet.”

    or

    “The Blackman is the original man. From him came all brown, yellow, red, and white people. By using a special method of birth control law, the Blackman was able to produce the white race. This method of birth control was developed by a Black scientist known as Yakub, who envisioned making and teaching a nation of people who would be diametrically opposed to the Original People. A Race of people who would one day rule the original people and the earth for a period of 6,000 years. Yakub promised his followers that he would graft a nation from his own people, and he would teach them how to rule his people, through a system of tricks and lies whereby they use deceit to divide and conquer, and break the unity of the darker people, put one brother against another, and then act as mediators and rule both sides.” (Elijah Muhammad)

    or

    “Thoughtful white people know they are inferior to Black people. Even Eastland knows it. Anyone who has studied the genetic phase of biology knows that white is considered recessive and black is considered dominant.” (The Playboy Interview: Malcolm X)

    and finally:

    “The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Mother Plane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects (UFOs). Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the Original scientists. It took $15 billion in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this Mother Wheel, which is a half mile by a half mile (800 m by 800 m). This Mother Wheel is like a small human-built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.

    “The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said these planes were used to set up mountains on the earth. The Qur’an says it like this: We have raised mountains on the earth lest it convulse with you. How do you raise a mountain, and what is the purpose of a mountain? Have you ever tried to balance a tire? You use weights to keep the tire balanced. That’s how the earth is balanced, with mountain ranges. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that we have a type of bomb that, when it strikes the earth a drill on it is timed to go into the earth and explode at the height that you wish the mountain to be. If you wish to take the mountain up a mile (1.6 km), you time the drill to go a mile (1.6 km) in and then explode. The bombs these planes have are timed to go one mile (1.6 km) down and bring up a mountain one mile (1.6 km) high, but it will destroy everything within a 50-square-mile (130 km²) radius. The white man writes in his above top secret memos of the UFOs. He sees them around his military installations like they are spying.

    “That Mother Wheel is a dreadful-looking thing. White folks are making movies now to make these planes look like fiction, but it is based on something real. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that Mother Plane is so powerful that with sound reverberating in the atmosphere, just with a sound, she can crumble buildings.”

    Minister Louis Farrakhan, The Divine Destruction of America: Can She Avert It?

    So if it is parody, it is right on the mark.

  5. on 22 Jan 2007 at 4:33 am 5Robby

    Read this one about the Bears receivers and tell me it’s serious. Or the one that announces that Stephen A. Smith is bringing his show to the blog. Humor!

    And speaking of the Bears, does their beatdown of the Saints today mean that Hurricane Katrina has already won?

  6. on 22 Jan 2007 at 1:29 pm 6Lance

    As I said, then it is dead on. I keep going back and forth. It should be parody for sure, but as I said, I still remember things far weirder from their little cartoon based flyers. Pictures of flying saucers carrying out attacks in the coming race war. So no, the Bears piece seems pretty right to me. The Stephen A. Smith one I missed, and gives me pause, so I swing your way pending more evidence;^)

    And speaking of the Bears, does their beatdown of the Saints today mean that Hurricane Katrina has already won?

    No comment.

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