Tag Archive 'prison'

Life Advice

Try to stay out of a Libyan prison if you can.

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Build Delta City

Detroit Mayor and national embarrassment Kwame Kilpatrick has been ordered to prison for violating the terms of his bond on dubious grounds. Remember in the movie Robocop, where the evil corporation wanted to completely level Detroit and rebuild a new corporate utopia on top of its rubble? Seemed an invidious plot in the film, but I think now would be the time to put that plan into effect. OCP where are you? Old Detroit has lost any remaining respect for itself by allowing this man to remain in office.

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The Warden

Col. Sanders

I am really enjoying the cinematic PETA ads depicting KFC’s Colonel Sanders as an evil prison warden abusing anthropomorphic chicken men. This one in particular is hilarious. The premise and message is too ridiculous to take seriously as any kind of political message, thus it transcends its purpose to become genuine entertainment. One wonders if they intend to adapt Col. Sander’s Asian personas anytime soon. I hope so. I’d personally enjoy Samurai Sanders making a chicken sandwich with a katana.

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The Prison of Celebrity

What’s worse, having to be asked questions like this, or having to ask them? Perhaps there’s little difference.

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