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	<title>A Second Hand Conjecture &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Sarah and Todd sizzle</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/08/03/sarah-and-todd-sizzle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synova</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Other McCain at Hot Air: &#8220;Now, here’s my idea: I told my source to give my phone number to . . . uh, two sources in Wasilla, Alaska, if you get my drift. Because I’ve made my living as a &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/08/03/sarah-and-todd-sizzle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Fires Izzo</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/04/07/obama-fires-izzo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;awards Michigan State 18 points.]]></description>
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		<title>Probably Overpaying</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/08/probably-overpaying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<title>The New F***ing Citibank</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/07/the-new-fing-citibank/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/07/the-new-fing-citibank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New F***ing Citibank &#8211; watch more funny videos NSFW due to strong language.]]></description>
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		<title>So This is How the Zombie Apocalypse Starts</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/02/so-this-is-how-the-zombie-apocalypse-starts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The good news is that it starts in Russia. According to the Russian news agency RIA Novosti, a mosquito managed to live 18 months clinging to the outside of the International Space Station, without any food, being bombarded by radiation &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/02/so-this-is-how-the-zombie-apocalypse-starts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Heh</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/02/25/heh-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dilbert]]></description>
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		<title>Two Cows Theory of AIG Implosion</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/02/05/two-cows-theory-of-aig-implosion/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/02/05/two-cows-theory-of-aig-implosion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always love these explanations. Hat Tip: Megan McArdle]]></description>
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		<title>Step Right Up! It&#8217;s Your Bailout Too!</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/03/step-right-up-its-your-bailout-too/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/03/step-right-up-its-your-bailout-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hear repeatedly from our fellow citizens &#8220;where is my bailout?&#8221; For those who have been wondering the fine journalists at Vanity Fair have found the paperwork so you can begin applying now for, as the application says, &#8220;free government &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/03/step-right-up-its-your-bailout-too/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Our Government&#8217;s Economic Policy Explained</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/02/our-governments-economic-policy-explained/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/02/our-governments-economic-policy-explained/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Fred Thompson. With only the most minor quibbles I not only laughed, but cried. Pretty much dead on: The sad thing is that it isn&#8217;t only &#8220;liberal&#8221; economists, it is the meat of the profession and plenty of so &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/02/our-governments-economic-policy-explained/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>On Market Forces</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/20/on-market-forces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(via: Inkcinct)]]></description>
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		<title>A Scandal in Seven Hills</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/16/a-scandal-in-seven-hills/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/16/a-scandal-in-seven-hills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The premier of New South Wales, Mr. Nathan Rees, was reportedly surprised to discover that an illegal brothel was in operation above his offices, in a commercial building in the Seven Hills area outside Sydney. Unfortunately for the brothel&#8217;s owners, &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/16/a-scandal-in-seven-hills/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Whoopee, its bailout time!</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/13/whoopee-its-bailout-time/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/13/whoopee-its-bailout-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the comments at Financial Times: Nov. 13 (Bloomberg) — In a surprise move today, Whoopee Cushions Inc was approved bank holding company status by the Fed to enable the company access to the recently revised TURD scheme. Imported far-eastern &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/13/whoopee-its-bailout-time/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>On Forum Dissent</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/07/on-forum-dissent/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/07/on-forum-dissent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quite possibly the best board rule of all time: If you expect to come here, spout idiotic opinions, write poorly, or just otherwise make an ass of yourself, don&#8217;t expect to be mollycoddled. If you are not smart, not funny, &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/07/on-forum-dissent/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Where the Hell is Matt?</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/31/where-the-hell-is-matt/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/31/where-the-hell-is-matt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the greatness of the internet]]></description>
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		<title>Laid Off By Lehman: One Broker&#8217;s Story</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/17/laid-off-by-lehman-one-brokers-story/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/17/laid-off-by-lehman-one-brokers-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heh, heh, heh.]]></description>
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		<title>Strategery Capital Management LLC</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/02/strategery-capital-management-llc/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/02/strategery-capital-management-llc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new distressed debt leveraged hedge fund has been launched: Go visit the website for all their competitive advantages!]]></description>
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		<title>China Pulls a Lapham &#8211; UPDATED</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/25/china-pulls-a-lapham/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/25/china-pulls-a-lapham/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[China space mission article hits Web before launch A news story describing a successful launch of China&#8217;s long-awaited space mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts launched on the Internet Thursday, hours before the rocket had even left the ground. &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/25/china-pulls-a-lapham/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Two Girls and a Dream</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/13/two-girls-and-a-dream/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/13/two-girls-and-a-dream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Houston Chronicle)]]></description>
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		<title>New Era Mergers</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/12/new-era-mergers/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/12/new-era-mergers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Craigs List, though it has since been removed: H/T- Alphaville]]></description>
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		<title>Summarizing Bob Barr</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/02/summarizing-bob-barr/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/02/summarizing-bob-barr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Onion. (1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American. (2007–) Aw, F&#8211;k it. H/T: Reason]]></description>
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		<title>Bernanke has a solution</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/14/bernanke-has-a-solution/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/14/bernanke-has-a-solution/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FROM: Dr Ben Bernanke Central Bank of United States of America 01-658-555-1234 TO: CEO Lagos, Nigeria Dear Friend: I have been requested by the regional members Federal Reserve of the USA to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/14/bernanke-has-a-solution/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Have A Laugh On Me</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/09/have-a-laugh-on-me/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/09/have-a-laugh-on-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MichaelW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re not laughing hysterically while watching this, then you&#8217;re probably crying uncontrollably &#8230; from laughing so hard. Turn up the volume for this one: Funniest Laugh Ever &#8211; Watch more free videos]]></description>
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		<title>Two Americas</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/two-americas/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/two-americas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not an Ann Coulter fan.  Sometimes, however, you must give the woman her due. Evidence is accumulating that John Edwards is right &#8212; there really are &#8220;two Americas.&#8221; There&#8217;s one where men cheat on their cancer-stricken wives and &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/two-americas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>More from the Kettle</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/more-from-the-kettle/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/more-from-the-kettle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still hate the housing bill.]]></description>
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		<title>Driving a Bargain</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/31/driving-a-bargain/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/31/driving-a-bargain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mr. Hopey Changitude</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/28/mr-hopey-changitude/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/28/mr-hopey-changitude/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<title>Metternich would be proud</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/metternich-would-be-proud/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/metternich-would-be-proud/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama makes his first effort at diplomacy with the Palestinians. The response: F- &#8211; - Washington, f- &#8211; - Obama and f- &#8211; - you. I feel encouraged, how about you?]]></description>
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		<title>Finally! Car Blogging!</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/finally-car-blogging/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/finally-car-blogging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am co-bloggers Keith and Josh will be thrilled to know that Vanity Fair now has a gay car blog.]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t piss off the wordsmith</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/dont-piss-off-the-wordsmith/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/dont-piss-off-the-wordsmith/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It isn&#8217;t just that this is funny-or so devastatingly literate, profane and lovingly crafted- and all over the removal of the indefinite article &#8220;a&#8221;. Nor is is just that Giles is so absolutely correct to be so exercised over the &#8230; <a href="http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/dont-piss-off-the-wordsmith/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fiscal Responsibility</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/fiscal-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/fiscal-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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