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	<title>A Second Hand Conjecture &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Sarah and Todd sizzle</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/08/03/sarah-and-todd-sizzle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Synova</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Other McCain at Hot Air:
&#8220;Now, here’s my idea: I told my source to give my phone number to . . . uh, two sources in Wasilla, Alaska, if you get my drift. Because I’ve made my living as a professional journalist since 1986, I’m not really so good at this newfangled making-stuff-up business, but I’d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Fires Izzo</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/04/07/obama-fires-izzo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;awards Michigan State 18 points.

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		<title>Probably Overpaying</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/08/probably-overpaying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Investing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Citibank]]></category>

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		<title>The New F***ing Citibank</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/07/the-new-fing-citibank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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The New F***ing Citibank &#8211; watch more funny videos

NSFW due to strong language.

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		<title>So This is How the Zombie Apocalypse Starts</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/03/02/so-this-is-how-the-zombie-apocalypse-starts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The good news is that it starts in Russia.

According to the Russian news agency RIA Novosti, a mosquito managed to live 18 months clinging to the outside of the International Space Station, without any food, being bombarded by radiation and enduring fluctuating temperatures ranging from minus 230 degrees to 140 degrees Fahrenheit.
&#8220;We brought him back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heh</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/02/25/heh-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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Dilbert

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		<title>Two Cows Theory of AIG Implosion</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/02/05/two-cows-theory-of-aig-implosion/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2009/02/05/two-cows-theory-of-aig-implosion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always love these explanations.
Hat Tip: Megan McArdle

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		<title>Step Right Up! It&#8217;s Your Bailout Too!</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/03/step-right-up-its-your-bailout-too/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/03/step-right-up-its-your-bailout-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hear repeatedly from our fellow citizens &#8220;where is my bailout?&#8221; For those who have been wondering the fine journalists at Vanity Fair have found the paperwork so you can begin applying now for, as the application says, &#8220;free government cash.&#8221; (Click image for Large Version.)


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		<title>Our Government&#8217;s Economic Policy Explained</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/02/our-governments-economic-policy-explained/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/12/02/our-governments-economic-policy-explained/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Fred Thompson. With only the most minor quibbles I not only laughed, but cried. Pretty much dead on:

The sad thing is that it isn&#8217;t only &#8220;liberal&#8221; economists, it is the meat of the profession and plenty of so called &#8220;conservative&#8221; politicians.
Hat Tip: McQ

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		<title>On Market Forces</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/20/on-market-forces/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/20/on-market-forces/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
(via: Inkcinct)

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		<title>A Scandal in Seven Hills</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/16/a-scandal-in-seven-hills/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/16/a-scandal-in-seven-hills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The premier of New South Wales, Mr. Nathan Rees, was reportedly surprised to discover that an illegal brothel was in operation above his offices, in a commercial building in the Seven Hills area outside Sydney. Unfortunately for the brothel&#8217;s owners, Mr. Rees is taking steps to have the rather obtrusively titled &#8220;Tiantian Chinese Massage Shop&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whoopee, its bailout time!</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/13/whoopee-its-bailout-time/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/13/whoopee-its-bailout-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the comments at Financial Times:
Nov. 13 (Bloomberg) — In a surprise move today, Whoopee Cushions Inc was approved bank holding company status by the Fed to enable the company access to the recently revised TURD scheme.
Imported far-eastern whoopee cushions have decimated the domestic industry over the past two decades, leaving former giants of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Forum Dissent</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/07/on-forum-dissent/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/11/07/on-forum-dissent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quite possibly the best board rule of all time:
If you expect to come here, spout idiotic opinions, write poorly, or just otherwise make an ass of yourself, don&#8217;t expect to be mollycoddled. If you are not smart, not funny, or simply don&#8217;t add to the collective discourse, you will be beaten like a Russian bride [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where the Hell is Matt?</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/31/where-the-hell-is-matt/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/31/where-the-hell-is-matt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[travelling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the greatness of the internet


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		<title>Laid Off By Lehman: One Broker&#8217;s Story</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/17/laid-off-by-lehman-one-brokers-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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Heh, heh, heh.

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		<title>Strategery Capital Management LLC</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/10/02/strategery-capital-management-llc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hedge funds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A new distressed debt leveraged hedge fund has been launched:


Go visit the website for all their competitive advantages!

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		<title>China Pulls a Lapham &#8211; UPDATED</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/25/china-pulls-a-lapham/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/25/china-pulls-a-lapham/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[China space mission article hits Web before launch
A news story describing a successful launch of China&#8217;s long-awaited space mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts launched on the Internet Thursday, hours before the rocket had even left the ground.
The country&#8217;s official news agency Xinhua posted the article on its Web site Thursday, and remained there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Girls and a Dream</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/13/two-girls-and-a-dream/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/13/two-girls-and-a-dream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
(Houston Chronicle)

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		<title>New Era Mergers</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/12/new-era-mergers/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/12/new-era-mergers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mergers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From Craigs List, though it has since been removed:

H/T- Alphaville

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		<title>Summarizing Bob Barr</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/02/summarizing-bob-barr/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/09/02/summarizing-bob-barr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ChrisB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chris' Page]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bob barr]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the onion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From the Onion.
(1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American.
(2007–) Aw, F&#8211;k it.
H/T: Reason

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		<title>Bernanke has a solution</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/14/bernanke-has-a-solution/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/14/bernanke-has-a-solution/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FROM: Dr Ben Bernanke
Central Bank of United States of America
01-658-555-1234
TO: CEO
Lagos, Nigeria
Dear Friend:
I have been requested by the regional members Federal Reserve of the USA to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Federal Reserve of the USA has recently concluded a large number of contracts for credit derivative investment vehicles &#8220;CDIV&#8221; in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have A Laugh On Me</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/09/have-a-laugh-on-me/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/09/have-a-laugh-on-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MichaelW</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny laugh]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re not laughing hysterically while watching this, then you&#8217;re probably crying uncontrollably &#8230; from laughing so hard.  Turn up the volume for this one:
Funniest Laugh Ever &#8211; Watch more free videos

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		<title>Two Americas</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/two-americas/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/two-americas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Domestic Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ann Coulter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Edwards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

I am not an Ann Coulter fan.  Sometimes, however, you must give the woman her due.

Evidence is accumulating that John Edwards is right &#8212; there really are &#8220;two Americas.&#8221; There&#8217;s one where men cheat on their cancer-stricken wives and one where men do not cheat on their cancer-stricken wives.



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		<title>More from the Kettle</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/more-from-the-kettle/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/08/01/more-from-the-kettle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[housing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I still hate the housing bill.

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		<title>Driving a Bargain</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/31/driving-a-bargain/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/31/driving-a-bargain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[oil]]></category>

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		<title>Mr. Hopey Changitude</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/28/mr-hopey-changitude/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/28/mr-hopey-changitude/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<title>Metternich would be proud</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/metternich-would-be-proud/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/metternich-would-be-proud/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama makes his first effort at diplomacy with the Palestinians. The response:
F- &#8211; - Washington, f- &#8211; - Obama and f- &#8211; - you.
I feel encouraged, how about you?

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		<title>Finally! Car Blogging!</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/finally-car-blogging/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/finally-car-blogging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gayness]]></category>

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		<title>Don&#8217;t piss off the wordsmith</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/dont-piss-off-the-wordsmith/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/dont-piss-off-the-wordsmith/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[writing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It isn&#8217;t just that this is funny-or so devastatingly literate, profane and lovingly crafted- and all over the removal of the indefinite article &#8220;a&#8221;. Nor is is just that Giles is so absolutely correct to be so exercised over the removal of the indefinite article &#8220;a.&#8221;
What I find so wonderfully amusing is that it is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fiscal Responsibility</title>
		<link>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/fiscal-responsibility/</link>
		<comments>http://asecondhandconjecture.com/index.php/2008/07/27/fiscal-responsibility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lance</dc:creator>
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