Shouting at Six Feet of Dirt

(image: Planetsave)

Apparently PETA’s taste for misanthropy has motivated them to enter a new promotional market: the manufacture of human coffins. As you can see above, the result is a kind of bumpersticker for a corpse.

A note of caution. Were you tempted to purchase one of these for your own burial, spare a second thought of sympathy for the poor eulogist. The chances are probably good that your tendency to shout bitter ideological slogans about animal rights at completely inappropriate times like funerals, would be the aspect of your personality he’d be trying to politely avoid (eg, “she was a woman of…bold convictions.”).