I’m honestly kind of surprised that people are surprised John Edwards had an affair on his cancer-ridden wife and fathered a baby. I mean, I know that’s something we thought was limited only to Republicans like Newt Gingrich and Rudy Giuliani, but honestly? That’s a big shocker? So I asked my friend Dave, one of those clear-eyed Obamanauts I enjoy asking about current events, what he thought.
Josh: so hey how about that John Edwards
omigod a politician lied about having sex!
that’s so new and we’ve never had to deal with that before!
David: HAHA I KNOW
what the public wants to know is:
Josh: and people are freaking out about it
IS IT CURVED
David: WILL OBAMA DENOUNCE HIM!?!?!
Right, so there you have it.
He’s not the John Edwards I knew…