Words Fail Me

Luckily there’s a picture.

obamessiah

Is this man really going to be our next President? The only people who will be more disappointed than non-Obama supporters after election day in November will be the idiots who believe in Obamessiah’s changey changitude. And “yes” that is a unicorn in Obama’s frothy wake. God help us.

[HT: Glenn Reynolds]

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16 Responses to “Words Fail Me”

  1. on 22 May 2008 at 6:26 am PogueMahone

     
    Words Fail Me
    Luckily, there’s a picture.
     
    Wow! Does this mean you have fantasies of a bared chest, satin clad Obama coming at you with roses? I knew you weren’t going to vote for him, I had no idea you wanted to bed the man.
     
    So we’ve gone beyond using real pictures to humiliate candidates, to using fantasy artwork worthy of romance novels. Nice touch.
    For the future, use these. Funny stuff, and humiliating.
     
    Tell us, were you the kid in class that used to black out the teeth of people’s pictures in magazines? Maybe draw in a black eye? Fangs, even?
     
    These people… pfft. They think they’re so cool.

  2. on 22 May 2008 at 10:15 am Shinobi

    Wow.  Your compelling arguments have completely changed my mind about Obama.  /snark

  3. on 22 May 2008 at 1:49 pm MichaelW

    Wow! Does this mean you have fantasies of a bared chest, satin clad Obama coming at you with roses? I knew you weren’t going to vote for him, I had no idea you wanted to bed the man.

    Uhh, no. You?

    So we’ve gone beyond using real pictures to humiliate candidates, to using fantasy artwork worthy of romance novels. Nice touch. For the future, use these. Funny stuff, and humiliating.

    Umm, you understand that I didn’t create that picture, right? It often helps to follow the link.

    Wow. Your compelling arguments have completely changed my mind about Obama. /snark

    Wow. Your substantive comment really fills me in as to what you’re talking about.  My post is addressed to Obama’s weirdo fans, not the candidate himself.  Did you see yourself reflected anywhere in the post, Shinobi?  If so, I recommend you remove the dream catcher from over your bed.  Your’s is obviously full.

  4. on 22 May 2008 at 2:35 pm PogueMahone

    Uhh, no. You?

    Uhh, you’re the one that posted racy artwork depicting Obama half naked with roses. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Umm, you understand that I didn’t create that picture, right? It often helps to follow the link.

    No, I understand. You were also the kid in class that used other people’s artwork to express yourself.
    I bet it wasn’t to long ago that you made a mixed tape for someone special, huh?

    My post is addressed to Obama’s weirdo fans, not the candidate himself.

    Weirdo fans, huh? Again, who’s the one posting half nude artwork about the man???

    Who’s the weirdo here? Michael - that’s who.

    Weirdo.

  5. on 22 May 2008 at 2:50 pm MichaelW

    Good Lord, Pogue, are you really this dense? From the link that you apparently are too stubborn to follow:

    Actual illustration accompanying Willamette Week’s endorsement (via) of Barack Obama (which includes references to both “dare we say it?—hope” and “yes, we’ll say it—change”)

    In other words, it’s Obama’s supporters who created and displayed this ridiculous piece of “art” to express their affection for the candidate.

  6. on 22 May 2008 at 4:46 pm Joshua Foust

    I for one, will never forget the water glistening off his rock hard pecs. Heh, a few weeks ago my friends and I were passing that around, giggling. Y’all need to lighten up, because this only deserves LAUGHTER.

     

     

    And quiet, quiet prayer.

  7. on 22 May 2008 at 5:42 pm PogueMahone

    Good Lord, Pogue, are you really this dense? From the link that you apparently are too stubborn to follow:
     
    Jesus Christ on a stick are you dumb.
     
    Do you really think this art, that looks like it was produced by a 13 year old girl, represents Obama or his “fans”? I think you do. And despite you saying “My post is addressed to Obama’s weirdo fans, not the candidate himself.”, you stated in your post,
    Is this man really going to be our next President?
    And then called him Obamessiah.
     
    But noooooo, your post isn’t directed to Obama at all, is it? Idiot.
     
    Or are you just too dumb to recognize your own words??? I think you are.
     
    And no matter where it came from, you think it’s any less creepy for you to post it on your website?
     
    It’s pathetic really.

  8. on 22 May 2008 at 6:18 pm James O

    Heh, the water dripping down his chest plus the opened button-down (plus that belt buckle) screams “R&B album cover” to me. Usher for VP?

  9. on 22 May 2008 at 8:12 pm MichaelW

    Pogue, you’re not fooling anyone. You thought that the picture was done in a mocking manner to make fun of Obama and his euphoric fans. That’s why you wrote:

    So we’ve gone beyond using real pictures to humiliate candidates, to using fantasy artwork worthy of romance novels. Nice touch….

    You were also the kid in class that used other people’s artwork to express yourself.

    Instead, the picture was created by and displayed along with a newspaper editorial endorsing Obama’s candidacy. This (and this) is what his fans think of him, not me.  Holding up someone else’s expressions as self-evidently deserving of ridicule and mockery is quite a common technique of debate.  Especially on the internet.  In case you’re having trouble following, I’m expressly referring to the type of Obama supporters who find that picture to be s serious expression of his “change” and “hope” message.

    For whatever reason you’re just twisting your panties in a knot trying to take my post as something that it is most obviously isn’t.  Feel free but don’t blame me for you’re inability to follow a simple train of thought.

  10. on 22 May 2008 at 9:39 pm PogueMahone

    For whatever reason you’re just twisting your panties in a knot trying to take my post as something that it is most obviously isn’t.
     
     
    Horseshit. Big steaming pile.
     
    Why in the world did you write this, “Is this man really going to be our next President? Right under artwork depicting a half dressed Obama. And I’m not fooling anyone???
    That’s rich coming from you. Then you call me dense on top of it?
     
     
    You’re the one being dishonest and you know it.
     
     
    You could’ve easily wrote something much more clear if what you say now is indeed what you wanted to do. Something like, “Is this the man some Obama supporters think he is?” But no, you then went on to call him Obamessiah.
     
     
    You wanted to use that picture to put Obama in a bad light, not just some of his supporters. And you and I both know it.
     
     
     
     
     

  11. on 22 May 2008 at 11:03 pm MichaelW

    Pogue, I’m done explaining it to you.  And call me a liar again and I will ban you.

  12. on 22 May 2008 at 11:09 pm peter jackson

    Obama better look out, that horse looks pretty randy.
     

  13. on 24 May 2008 at 12:00 pm Billy Hollis

    Pogue, you’ve been caught dead to rights. Come clean.

  14. on 25 May 2008 at 8:23 am Roland Dodds

     
    “You wanted to use that picture to put Obama in a bad light, not just some of his supporters.”
    Right…. and before this picture, we had no ammunition to use against the man or his followers.
    Get over it kid. I admit that I am a McCain voter, but if someone made a picture of McCain with glistening pecks, holding a Gatling gun and fighting 1,000 terrorists singlehandedly, I would still laugh. So lighten up.

  15. on 26 May 2008 at 6:01 pm Joshua Foust

    Exactly, this is worth laughing about. That goes for both of you — stop fighting in the presence of Obama of the Waters.

  16. on 27 May 2008 at 11:35 am Don

    Pouge really, really defends Obama. It’s like it’s personal.

    I think Pouge has a serious crush . . .

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