Drunk driving isn’t funny. That is unless your name is Warren G. Whitelightning, you’re drunk, you’ve stolen eight giant red hot pickled sausages from a convenience store, and then you decide to take a Krispy Kreme truck for a joy ride. Soon, you have both University of Wisconsin police and Madison’s finest on your tail–which, by the way, is expelling boxes of Krispy Kreme’s finest onto the road.
Talk about having the proper incentives. More here (HT: Instapundit). Video after the jump.